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Bob's Burgers

—Linda's Thanksgiving Song

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Linda’s Thanksgiving Song

Pass the cranberry sauce
We’re having mashed potatoes
Ooh, the turkey looks great

Thank you for loving me
Thank you for being there
Thank you for loving me

Everyone’s thanking
The whole world’s thanking you
Thanking us for thanking you

Kill the turkey!

ohno-polio:

Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;

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(Source: thetrickstergoddess)